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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 15:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What can help me fall asleep at night?

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do you explain BYD selling more battery electric vehicles than Tesla in Europe for the first time in April?

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How has your life changed for the past 10 years? Can you share your #10year challenge? Is your life better, worse, or still hopeful?

Still no good

Then came..

No go.

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why would a person always be so tired?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

No way

What makes girls masturbate?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?